The Strangest Rugrats Adventure (transcript)

Garry Marshall : [voice over, after the Paramount logo is finished] Now, where to begin?

[opening to the 2002 Nickelodeon Movies logo]

Garry Marshall : How about "Once upon a time"?

[opening glitches up and cuts to black]

Garry Marshall : How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. [gasps] I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie.

[opening to Pinwheel while the Circle of Life plays]

Garry Marshall : No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you?

[Golden Book Video's opening with a hue change]

Garry Marshall : Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. [as a Nick Toons logo zooms in] Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst.

[place bang to Tommy]

Tommy Pickles : So, forest adventure.

[Cut in birds, where kids]

Crowd : Run, scream, run.

[Fred and Joe they kids]

Policeman : There he is.

[Wrecked ball]